let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize