Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
These tits shall not be calmed
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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