I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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