32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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