So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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