The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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