We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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