people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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