why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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