I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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