HIV tests are more positive than that guy
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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