I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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