I skipped work to stalk him.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Drunk walkin through police station. America
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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