I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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