It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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