Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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