absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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