Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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