he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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