is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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