My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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