This is not my ceiling
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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