he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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