i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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