k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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