I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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