I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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