i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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