yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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