If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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