a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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