eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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