I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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