He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
this beer tastes like vomit already
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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