If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
