You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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