Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
