Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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