Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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