i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is