You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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