I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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