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I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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