i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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