Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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