OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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