I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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