At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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