Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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