hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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