You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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