I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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