He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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