i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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