508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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