dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I am mentally ready for anal.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i out mim tonsoeep
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