I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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