just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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